My Niche

After THE ordeal, I'm pretty sure I ain't good with books. So, i gotta plan ahead, find my niche, an edge, [insert synonym for 'special ability']...

Of course, my niche has gotta be bankable at the same time, those that i'm passionate about too.

So, where to start, where to start?

Language, French, still learning. I'm sure I'm passionate about it, but I'm not sure it is bankable. After all, learning from an audiobook isn't really credible.

Hobbies, Piano, amateur-ish. Again, in order for it to be bankable, you've gotta be hmm... how should I put it, PRODIGIOUS (think zero mistakes, reading emotions from the sheet and light speed piano playing).

Sports, Wushu, 2 years old. The next Jet-Li? HAHAHAHAHAHA~~~ Can't even do the splits. Impossible. Nahdah. Not gonna happen in a gazillion years.

Lastly, looks. I must say.... I've got a nice ass. Playgirl model, perhaps? LOLLLLLLL!!!! just kidding.

A niche is hard to find, especially if i put criteria such as 'bankable, passionate' beside it. Sayyyy... wouldn't it be a great idea to name my future offspring(boy) - Niche?

Hot Girl #1: 'Hey, wanna chill?'
Hot Girl #2: 'Sure thing, lets find Niche.'
Niche: 'Oh Yeahhh~~~'

He'll be a 'SugarDaddy' :)

Uhh. Back to studying. I hate studying.