The STRESSED Engineering Student

One thing for sure is... Engineering students are especially STRESSED when studying. Why? Aside from the lack of feminine presence, lets take a detailed look at our textbooks.

CASE #1: Introducing STRESS
, the symbol on the left is called 'Sigma' (lower case). The double 'x' subscript indicates that STRESS is acting w.r.t (with respect to) the x-plane. It is ALSO the closest thing a typical engineering student can get resembling anything sexual.

CASE #2: 3 deadly STRESSES

STRESSES come in many forms. But fortunately for you people, engineers had sacrificed their childhood, adolescence, adulthood and possibly mid-life crisis - to identify the 3 DEADLY FORMS of STRESSES - the 'xx', 'yy' and 'xy'.


CASE #3: STRESS and STRAIN!

Bad things come hand-in-hand with another. STRESS and STRAIN, they are like Hitler and Osama - nemeses to engineers, their pledge is to completely eliminate engineers' virtually non-existent social life.

CASE #4: Impotency

STRESS makes us impotent.







CASE #5: The STRESS Equation

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CASE #6: Chapter 14
Yea, your eyes aren't playing tricks. Chapter 14 - The Plane STRESS Problem. Took me a whole fucking day to read it. Imagine the wordcount on 'stress' in that chapter... As the number '14' indicates, students who attempts this chapter is 'sure die'. If not 'die 100%', oso 'die 50%'.

DIU!!!! MCH!!!






You see la~ how can one remain sane in the Engineering Faculty? I'll consider myself lucky i dont wander soullessly in front of Building 60 in a F**King straitjacket.