Hohoho~ Christmas came early this year as I found this magnificent money-saving, space efficient, anti-oxidative product used to preserve the lifespan of my vegies, indefinitely.
Here is, the GLAD WRAP STORAGE BAG!!!
Measuring at 24 x 38 cm2, costing $2.45 for 10 bags a box, The Magnificent Glad Wrap Storage Bag is designed with cutting edge technology developed by a team of dedicated scientists from Germany - the same team which designs Volkswagens and the Indian car - Tata!
Holy moly! Just look at these pictures and repeat after me ---> REAL RESULTS! REAL-TESTI-MONIALS, from REAL-USERS whom swear by their Magnificent F-M-L Glad Wrap Storage Bags.
The Asian greens were so happy in their bags... they started repopulating. Meet their bastard child - the Korean cabbage.
Check out this funky new product at your local Coles supermarket today!
The Prosperity-InducedMagnificentFMLGladWrapStorageBags, good for numerous occasions and functions! Storage baggers, lunch baggers, teabaggers, homeless beggers, the bagger who has a bag, the bagger WITHOUT a bag, a bagger who HAS a bag and WANTS a SECOND bag, etc. Be a bagger today!
Wait~ there's MOREEEE!!
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