Thursday, January 8, 2009

I am so fat, I ...

... finally look like an engineer.
... run 5 kms on alternate days (now replaced by Wushu).
... watched all my movies in panoramic mode, so that the actors look 'wider'.

... developed gravitational field.
... posed like Victoria Becks with my cheeks all tucked in.
... wished i could only feed on air moisture.
... be donating 1 pint of blood to perpetuate indefinite weight loss.
... hate Summer. FREAKING HOT!!


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