The STRESSED Engineering Student

One thing for sure is... Engineering students are especially STRESSED when studying. Why? Aside from the lack of feminine presence, lets take a detailed look at our textbooks.

CASE #1: Introducing STRESS
, the symbol on the left is called 'Sigma' (lower case). The double 'x' subscript indicates that STRESS is acting w.r.t (with respect to) the x-plane. It is ALSO the closest thing a typical engineering student can get resembling anything sexual.

CASE #2: 3 deadly STRESSES

STRESSES come in many forms. But fortunately for you people, engineers had sacrificed their childhood, adolescence, adulthood and possibly mid-life crisis - to identify the 3 DEADLY FORMS of STRESSES - the 'xx', 'yy' and 'xy'.


CASE #3: STRESS and STRAIN!

Bad things come hand-in-hand with another. STRESS and STRAIN, they are like Hitler and Osama - nemeses to engineers, their pledge is to completely eliminate engineers' virtually non-existent social life.

CASE #4: Impotency

STRESS makes us impotent.







CASE #5: The STRESS Equation

@#$@$#%T^^&*@#$%^&*$%^()(*&^%$%^&*UIT%^%$?$?%^?&*?? FUCKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!



CASE #6: Chapter 14
Yea, your eyes aren't playing tricks. Chapter 14 - The Plane STRESS Problem. Took me a whole fucking day to read it. Imagine the wordcount on 'stress' in that chapter... As the number '14' indicates, students who attempts this chapter is 'sure die'. If not 'die 100%', oso 'die 50%'.

DIU!!!! MCH!!!






You see la~ how can one remain sane in the Engineering Faculty? I'll consider myself lucky i dont wander soullessly in front of Building 60 in a F**King straitjacket.

Smart People

Smart People are those who are really smart, but themselves do not know it. It's like this "in the zone" thing. You see, smart people work hard too. And because of that, they become smart without noticing it themselves. So, at some point when smart people start to show their brilliance of intellectualism, people will give praise and despite how eloquently they put it, the smart people remain unconvinced.

So, the verdict IS every one in the world is very smart. They are just too shy to admit it and too dumb to realise it.

Hahaha~~ I'm going crazee from exams stress. :D

I think before I sleep

I think i was sick yesterday. Because I was tired and slept without brushing my teeth. My breath smelled of Milo, the one i had before i slept. Laying on my pillow at that moment felt like home, because my mom always gives me Milo before i go to bed when i'm sick. As every breath i took was cocoa-flavored, last night i fell asleep readily. It was approximately 1:58 a.m (yesterday night) that i decided to write this posting, and also fall asleep. I know because I checked the time. The reason was I wanted to know how well I remember the things I plan to do the next day. Apparently, I'm doing quite well.

I'm feeling good today. Perhaps I will continue my revisions.

:)

The Contract

Dear Blog,

There comes a time when you look down at your crouch and heave a sigh that time has passed by so quickly. Quoting a proverb, 'Time unnoticed grows the Amazon Forest' - truly an insightful passage. For me, that time is tonight. While sitting on the toilet seat trying to push that piece of shit out of my arsehole, suddenly i saw my life "flushing" by (~lol!). Maybe it was the toilet's fengshui, or maybe it's the rapid bloodflow to the brain every time i take a dump, the moment of nostalgia simply seized me.

Dear Blog,
I remembered there was a time when I was in Primary Year 4 (or 5), when 3 great friends sat together in a crowded class room, on old wooden chairs and desks full of amateur carving and vulgar graffiti. One was round and fat, the other was tall and skinny and the last was average-sized. The day was the day where the exams were over and results were given to the student. All 3 performed outstandingly and one said, ' Three of us should be doctors in the future, ', ' we'll name our clinic "L**, L** and L** Private Clinic".' (coincidentally all 3 friends' surname have the same 1st letter) So, they made a pact and even drafted a contract stating the 'shareholders' and the name of 'our company' ,etc etc etc.. Most uniquely, the contract bears the signature of 3 great friends (and one of them had a good signature! :) ).

There was only one good copy of the contract and I was the "contract-bearer". I remembered coming home and showing it to my grandma, I said " I'm going to be a doctor, this is me and my friends' clinic ".

Eventually we all got separated. One got transferred to other school. And the other did the same. I too lost the contract over time. We didn't have email back then, all that remained was two home-address and two 6-digits (obsolete) telephone numbers on a Donald Duck notebook.

I love to reminiscence about little details that piece up my life. It feels yummy, like a chipmunk nipping on an acorn or a glutton salvaging every little piece of noodles/taugeh remaining in a bowl of Laksa using his chopsticks and spoon.

These are the little things people forget. And these are the things i personally consider priceless, regardless whether it is fact or fiction.

My First Carbonara

Made my 1st Carbonara today, thx to Youtube.

Due to the exclusivity of the recipe, there will be no pics.

Also, as words cannot describe its delicacy, it shall not be mentioned here either.

My sister is getting married. gosh. I'm stunned. Will update later.