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For all the efforts I made to buy comic books when I was little; stealing from mom's purse, saving up pocket monies and collecting loose change from the bottom of pencil holders. Now you tell me that Doraemon chapters are available online???

Fuck you internet!!


Rereading Doraemon for the umph-teenth time now.

My favorite Scene

Little Amelie awaits for her revenge...

Glad Wrap Storage Bag

Hohoho~ Christmas came early this year as I found this magnificent money-saving, space efficient, anti-oxidative product used to preserve the lifespan of my vegies, indefinitely.

Here is, the GLAD WRAP STORAGE BAG!!!

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The Asian greens were so happy in their bags... they started repopulating. Meet their bastard child - the Korean cabbage.

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【怨情】

美人卷珠帘，深坐颦蛾眉。但见泪痕湿，不知心恨谁？

李白

"If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?"

A year ago, this quote wouldn't have ring a bell nor lit a lightbulb in my head, coz it was the uni days. No work, no job, no obligations.

It is beautiful, how a movie - 'The Good, The Bad and The Ugly' is able to conjure such starkly epiphany, simply because life imitates art.

When I was jobless, I swore to hold on to a job no matter how tough the job is. It is amazing how idleness can drive an individual to make a resolution as crazy and mindless.

Today, I am not backing out from my resolution, as I think it (in some perspective) encourages me. Nevertheless, ever pondering the meaning of this quote, I had come to a point and learn to ask "Do you really wanna be in a crazed Rat Race?" Calling it a race is unfair, as there won't be a winner, just as true as the race will never end.

Learning to give and take, win some and lose some. It ain't a uni subject, and it ain't hard to do. It's amiable to be eager in tasting success. At the same time, it is also important to know when to 'slow down' or 'be at ease'.

don't stop, but don't break your back either,

good luck

I Punched the Little Girl

Dear Mr. Sandman, please bestow upon me a good dream tonight. Because I loathed the one I had for my nap, you know, the one where I punched a little girl.

In all fairness, did you expect otherwise? A dream that begins where I lost my credit card and a strange little girl starts to annoy me, I feel that it's completely justified (in dreamland laws) that I hurled a punch out of frustration.

In retrospect, it's kinda stupid waking up from a relaxing nap hurling a punch that landed on my laptop. Yeah, my laptop! Ouch!

So, here's the deal. I've never had such violent dreams such as this and it worries me for fears that I might turn into the Hulk with uncontrollable rage. Imma take things slow at work and YOU provide me with sweet dreams - at least 6 times a week, starting TONIGHT.

A pretty sweet deal, eh? Done!

Here's to a good night and sweet dreams.

Reunion Dinner

Dear blog,

I've recently realised that I've missed 2 reunion dinners and planning to do the same for the third one.

Students, working class, sons and daughters. Some think that a Reunion Dinner is just a dinner, one like any other. Till one day it is gone and lost forever. It happens I tell you, it really does. Few of the common excuses of not having a Reunion Dinner are, too busy to attend, too hectic to organise, no one attending because everyone is overseas (or feuding), etc.

I've come to realised that being in a reunion dinner is a greatly rewarding experience. You learn the tradition, learn the respect. Learn to know cousins or relatives you don't know existed. You learn to address elders by their correct names and relation. Not to mention to savour the food and recipes that had been cooking for years. The plates and bowls with tiny cracks and motives of fish, roosters and chinese characters. The unventilated dining hall where adults dine separately from kids because there wasn't enough spaces. And, passing the only soy sauce bottle person to person to add into their soupy rice.

It was hot, sweaty, loud and merry, that is how a Hakka-style Reunion dinner should be.

I am going back for CNY. With a mission to revive the tradition taken from me.

For those who still has Reunion dinners in their family, I implore you to cherish this great tradition.